Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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