look no pants
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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