haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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