margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
