How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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