Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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