it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
is that a dick in a sweater?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
