Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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