he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Randomize
