careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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