based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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