I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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