chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He did a backflip because drugs
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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