But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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