I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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