u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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