And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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