bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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