This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.