shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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