White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
