You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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