Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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