Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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