the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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