he told me I talked like a deaf person
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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