absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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