How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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