anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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