Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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