But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My breasts were aching with rage.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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