im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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