I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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