if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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