he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How's work?
Spinning.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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