Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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