I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
