is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
