found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
...so i touched it.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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