A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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