also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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