So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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