Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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