i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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