My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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