Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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