I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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