On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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