The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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