David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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