Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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