bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
A bitchslap is in order.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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