there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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