Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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