I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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