In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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