that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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