I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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